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Poison Apple Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Poison Apple Kitchen Towel Featuring Skull Apples and Potion Bottles

Poison Apple Kitchen Towel shows a green skull apple and potion bottles, and the printed words "DRINK ME" warn you not to sip.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

Poison Apple Kitchen Towel shows a green skull apple and potion bottles, and the printed words "DRINK ME" warn you not to sip. Wiping your hands keeps the kitchen tidy while displaying this dark humor, and gothic fans will feel it was made for them.

Note: the towel bar shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

What is printed on it

A vibrant green apple shaped like a human skull sits prominently among the scattered illustrations, its hollow eyes and mouth dripping with red liquid. Surrounding this central motif are numerous potion bottles in varying shapes, including tall purple hexagonal vessels and small teal flasks sealed with cork stoppers. Pink ribbon-like tags bearing the text "DRINK ME" are tied to several of these containers, adding a narrative layer to the visual chaos. Black cauldron-style jars labeled with gothic script contain sprouting green stems, contributing to the alchemical theme. The entire composition forms a dense, repeating wallpaper pattern against a stark white background, ensuring every inch of the fabric tells a story of mystical danger and forbidden draughts.

Made for these people

Those who love villainous aesthetics notice the detailed labeling on the black jars first, recognizing the specific font style used for the plant names. A fan of dark fantasy might use this during a Halloween gathering to wipe down serving trays or handle messy baking tasks. The towel turns mundane chores into an opportunity to display appreciation for macabre storytelling and stylized horror art. It serves as an excellent gift for anyone whose home decor leans toward the mysterious or supernatural, bridging the gap between utility and thematic expression.

Quick questions

What do the printed phrases on the poison apple towel actually mean?
The phrase "DRINK ME" appears on pink tags attached to various potion bottles scattered across the white fabric. This text mimics classic fantasy warnings found in storybooks, adding a playful narrative element to the spooky illustration of skulls and vials without making literal promises about the contents.
Who specifically gets the reference to the deadly night shade jars?
People who appreciate dark fairy tale aesthetics recognize the black jars labeled with gothic script as references to poisonous ingredients. This design suits those who enjoy macabre humor or villainous themes, distinguishing it from generic kitchen decor by focusing on specific illustrated elements like the green skull apples and corked flasks.
How does this towel differ from other spooky kitchen accessories?
Unlike simple skeleton prints, this pattern integrates multiple distinct objects including purple hexagonal bottles and teal glassware alongside the fruit. The combination of different vessel shapes and the repeated tagline creates a complex wallpaper effect that feels more like a curated collection of alchemical tools than a standard holiday decoration.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-5360

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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