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Kitchen towels with something to say.

Funny Kitchen Towels with Something to Say

16,323 designs · One size, 16″ × 24″ · Ships in 5–10 business days

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  • Printed to order, just for you
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Christmas Kitchen Towels

Robins on teacups, Santa hats and grandmas who run the holiday kitchen — 1,521 Christmas designs for stockings, hostess gifts and Secret Santa.

  • Christmas is Friday, December 25. Order by Thu, Dec 10 for delivery before Christmas.
  • Thanksgiving is Thu, Nov 26 — order by Wed, Nov 11.
  • Too late for Halloween? A cozy fall towel is welcome all season.
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Two, three or four different designs bundled together — ready for a housewarming, a thank-you to the host, or your favorite baker.

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About FunnyTowel

FunnyTowel makes kitchen towels with something to say — puns for bakers, love notes for Grandma, and plenty of dogs, cats and farm animals. Each towel carries one design printed on one side of soft, absorbent towel fabric: 16″ × 24″, hemmed and machine washable.

With 16,323 designs across 10 categories, there is one for nearly everyone on your list. Browse Dog Kitchen Towels, Food & Drink Kitchen Towels, Family Kitchen Towels, Holiday Kitchen Towels and Funny Kitchen Towels — or type a word you'd like to see in the search bar.

Orders ship within the United States in 5–10 business days. Shipping is a flat $4.95, free on orders of $35 or more, and you have 30 days to return.

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  • $4.95 flat shipping, free over $35
  • Printed to order in 1–3 business days
  • Misprinted or damaged? Free replacement
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  • Ships in 5–10 business days
  • Free shipping over $35
  • 30-day returns
  • Secure checkout — cards & PayPal