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Poison Joke Kitchen Towel Set of 2 – Kitchen Towel Set of 2 in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Poison Joke Kitchen Towel Set of 2 with Chloroform Quips

Poison Joke Kitchen Towel Set of 2 shows "Don't make me poison you" above a skull and crossbones, and "Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?" next to a vintage poison bottle.

$22.95Set of 2 · different designs

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Set of 2 · 2 different designs · each 16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · machine washable

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Description

Poison Joke Kitchen Towel Set of 2 shows "Don't make me poison you" above a skull and crossbones, and "Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?" next to a vintage poison bottle. The first line warns off troublemakers with dry sarcasm, while the second plays on old-timey tropes using a prop that belongs in a mystery novel rather than a modern home. Using these towels adds a layer of theatrical drama to routine chores, and they were made for anyone who finds joy in the slightly sinister side of domestic life.

The print at a glance

Two distinct messages sit side by side on plain white fabric, creating a conversation between a direct threat and a rhetorical question. The left towel features bold, stacked lettering resting above a classic skull and crossbones symbol flanked by decorative swirls. The right towel displays a centered query positioned over an illustration of a dark glass bottle labeled with a tiny skull. This specific combination of typography and iconography belongs to the niche of gothic humor, where domestic objects are repurposed to deliver a punchline about safety and sanity.

Who it is for

A Poison Joke Kitchen Towel Set of 2 immediately catches the eye of someone who prefers their humor to have a bite. You might grab this when hosting a dinner party where guests appreciate a darker sense of irony over traditional hospitality. It serves as a perfect housewarming gift for friends who collect vintage apothecary items or simply enjoy a kitchen that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Quick questions

What does the chloroform question actually mean?
It uses a vintage trope where chloroform was associated with unconsciousness in old movies. The towel asks if the reader smells like it to suggest they are being overly demanding or annoying, turning a medical term into a witty complaint about household behavior.
Who specifically gets the reference to this design?
This design suits fans of gothic aesthetics, dark comedy, and vintage apothecary decor. It resonates with people who enjoy wordplay involving danger or toxicity as a metaphor for frustration, rather than those who prefer bright, cheerful, or nature-inspired kitchen themes.
When is the best time to give this as a gift?
It works well for housewarmings, birthdays, or holidays for someone with a quirky taste. Pair it with other edgy kitchen accessories or use it as a stocking stuffer for the friend who likes to keep things dramatic and fun in their daily routine.

Details

Size
Set of 2 towels, each 16" x 24"
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
2 towels, different designs
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-0082

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Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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