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Goth Kitchen Towels

Funny, sweet and slightly sarcastic goth designs for the kitchen — every one printed to order on a 16″ × 24″ towel.

Part of Funny Kitchen Towels · 2,403 designs

From $12.95
35 designs
Gothic Bat Kitchen Towel: Dark Academia Spider Web DesignGothGothic Bat Kitchen Towel: Dark Academia Spider Web Design$12.95Mental Baker Kitchen Towel: Having a Mental Bake Down Skeleton DesignGothMental Baker Kitchen Towel: Having a Mental Bake Down Skeleton Design$12.95Skull and Roses Kitchen Towel Set of 2 Gothic Floral DesignSet of 2 · GothSkull and Roses Kitchen Towel Set of 2 Gothic Floral Design$22.95gothic black cats skulls Kitchen Towel for Dark Aesthetic DecorGothgothic black cats skulls Kitchen Towel for Dark Aesthetic Decor$12.95Skeleton Reading Toilet Kitchen Towel: Spooky Bathroom DecorGothSkeleton Reading Toilet Kitchen Towel: Spooky Bathroom Decor$12.95Skeleton Chef Kitchen Towel Having a Mental Bake Down DesignGothSkeleton Chef Kitchen Towel Having a Mental Bake Down Design$12.95Raven Coffee Kitchen Towel: Hello Darkness My Old Friend Gothic PrintGothRaven Coffee Kitchen Towel: Hello Darkness My Old Friend Gothic Print$12.95Bat Bow Kitchen Towel: Gothic Bats with Lace RibbonsGothBat Bow Kitchen Towel: Gothic Bats with Lace Ribbons$12.95Skeleton Christmas Coffee Kitchen Towel featuring a spooky skeletonGothSkeleton Christmas Coffee Kitchen Towel featuring a spooky skeleton$12.95gothic skull haunted gate Kitchen Towel features vintageSet of 2 · Gothgothic skull haunted gate Kitchen Towel features vintage$22.95Skeleton Baker Rolling Pin Kitchen Towel features a skullGothSkeleton Baker Rolling Pin Kitchen Towel features a skull$12.95Black Lace Bow Kitchen Towel featuring a detailed gothic coquette bowGothBlack Lace Bow Kitchen Towel featuring a detailed gothic coquette bow$12.95gothic wildflowers with moon Kitchen TowelSet of 2 · Gothgothic wildflowers with moon Kitchen Towel$22.95Skeleton Holiday Season Humor Kitchen Towel Set of 4 Gothic DesignsSet of 4 · GothSkeleton Holiday Season Humor Kitchen Towel Set of 4 Gothic Designs$39.95Let It Go Skeleton Hands Kitchen Towel for Goth HumorGothLet It Go Skeleton Hands Kitchen Towel for Goth Humor$12.95Gothic Skulls Peony Flowers Kitchen Towel for Dark Aesthetic SpacesGothGothic Skulls Peony Flowers Kitchen Towel for Dark Aesthetic Spaces$12.95Plague Doctor Funny Quote Kitchen TowelGothPlague Doctor Funny Quote Kitchen Towel$12.95Chloroform Joke Kitchen Towel with Gothic Poison Bottle DesignGothChloroform Joke Kitchen Towel with Gothic Poison Bottle Design$12.95gothic ravens on roses Kitchen Towel for dark romantic kitchen decorGothgothic ravens on roses Kitchen Towel for dark romantic kitchen decor$12.95Goth Chloroform Bottle Joke Kitchen Towel with SkullsGothGoth Chloroform Bottle Joke Kitchen Towel with Skulls$12.95Skeleton Chef Baking Kitchen Towel: Having a Mental Bake Down SetSet of 2 · GothSkeleton Chef Baking Kitchen Towel: Having a Mental Bake Down Set$22.95Chloroform Bottle Funny Quote Kitchen Towel - Gothic HumorGothChloroform Bottle Funny Quote Kitchen Towel - Gothic Humor$12.95Gothic chloroform bottle humor Kitchen Towel with skull designGothGothic chloroform bottle humor Kitchen Towel with skull design$12.95gothic black and white Kitchen Towel Set of 3 featuring batsSet of 3 · Gothgothic black and white Kitchen Towel Set of 3 featuring bats$32.95goth damask pattern Kitchen Towel with Skulls, Brains, and BatsGothgoth damask pattern Kitchen Towel with Skulls, Brains, and Bats$12.95gothic black crow bird Kitchen Towel for Dark Aesthetic KitchensGothgothic black crow bird Kitchen Towel for Dark Aesthetic Kitchens$12.95Gothic Frog Gardener Kitchen Towel featuring a spooky toad diggingGothGothic Frog Gardener Kitchen Towel featuring a spooky toad digging$12.95Does This Smell Kitchen Towel: Gothic Chloroform Bottle HumorGothDoes This Smell Kitchen Towel: Gothic Chloroform Bottle Humor$12.95gothic black cat forest Kitchen Towel: A Dark Woodland Set of 2Set of 2 · Gothgothic black cat forest Kitchen Towel: A Dark Woodland Set of 2$22.95skeleton holding coffee mug Kitchen Towel for Gothic Humor LoversGothskeleton holding coffee mug Kitchen Towel for Gothic Humor Lovers$12.95Plague Doctor Gothic Humor Kitchen Towel: Wash Thy Hands ProclamationGothPlague Doctor Gothic Humor Kitchen Towel: Wash Thy Hands Proclamation$12.95Skull and Sunflowers Kitchen Towel Set of 2: Gothic Art DesignSet of 2 · GothSkull and Sunflowers Kitchen Towel Set of 2: Gothic Art Design$22.95gothic black ravens red Kitchen Towel: Dark Gothic Art for Your HomeSet of 2 · Gothgothic black ravens red Kitchen Towel: Dark Gothic Art for Your Home$22.95skeleton chef baking cookies Kitchen TowelGothskeleton chef baking cookies Kitchen Towel$12.95Krampus Christmas horror Kitchen Towel with Gothic Holiday PrintGothKrampus Christmas horror Kitchen Towel with Gothic Holiday Print$12.95

What you'll find here

Goth Kitchen Towels offer a unique way to express your love for the macabre while you tackle everyday chores. You can choose from playful illustrations like the Gothic Bat And Spider Damask design or the witty Having a Mental Bake Down print. These pieces let you inject a bit of dark humor into your space without sacrificing style.

Who they're for

Whether you are baking cookies or just drying dishes, these towels provide a fun conversation starter. You might enjoy the Hello Darkness My Old Friend phrase or the Smells Like the Undead Skeleton motif. Each item features white fabric as a canvas for these striking images, ensuring they stand out against any countertop. The collection includes sets like the Gothic Skull And Roses option, perfect for those who appreciate classic gothic imagery mixed with culinary themes.

Gift ideas

A towel is an easy hostess gift, a stocking stuffer or a thank-you for a neighbor — and most single towels are a great gift under $15. Pair a few designs, or choose a ready-made Set of 2, 3 or 4.

Questions

What size are the towels?
Every towel is 16″ × 24″ — big enough to dry dishes, small enough to hang neatly on an oven handle.
Is the design printed on both sides?
No. Each design is printed on one side of a white kitchen towel.
How fast will my towel arrive?
Most orders arrive in 5–10 business days. Shipping is $4.95, and free on orders of $35 or more.
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