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Grumpy Kitchen Towels

Funny, sweet and slightly sarcastic grumpy designs for the kitchen — every one printed to order on a 16″ × 24″ towel.

Part of Funny Kitchen Towels · 2,403 designs

From $12.95
5 designs

What you'll find here

Grumpy Kitchen Towels are here to brighten your kitchen with a side of humor. You will find these pieces perfect for adding a little attitude to your daily chores. The collection features playful characters and witty phrases that make cooking or cleaning feel less like a task and more like a laugh-out-loud moment.

Who they're for

You can choose from various fun options, such as the Grumpy Rooster who says he caffeinates, or the Black Cat sitting on a blue floral background. There is also a design featuring a Highland Cow with a thermometer, which adds a quirky touch to any countertop. These items are great for gifting or treating yourself to something that matches your personality.

Gift ideas

A towel is an easy hostess gift, a stocking stuffer or a thank-you for a neighbor — and most single towels are a great gift under $15. Pair a few designs, or choose a ready-made Set of 2, 3 or 4.

Questions

What size are the towels?
Every towel is 16″ × 24″ — big enough to dry dishes, small enough to hang neatly on an oven handle.
Is the design printed on both sides?
No. Each design is printed on one side of a white kitchen towel.
How fast will my towel arrive?
Most orders arrive in 5–10 business days. Shipping is $4.95, and free on orders of $35 or more.
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