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funny border collie bathroom Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel Set of 2 in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Funny Sayings Kitchen Towels

funny border collie bathroom Kitchen Towel featuring a dog

funny border collie bathroom Kitchen Towel shows a black and white dog holding toilet paper while sitting on a seat.

$22.95Set of 2 · different designs

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Set of 2 · 2 different designs · each 16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · machine washable

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Description

funny border collie bathroom Kitchen Towel shows a black and white dog holding toilet paper while sitting on a seat. The printed text asks if you want a butt napkin or need to text for more paper. This design captures the mischievous spirit of the breed in a relatable way. You will appreciate the witty wordplay, and dog lovers who understand this specific type of chaos will feel it was made for them.

Note: the towel rack shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

How the design is put together

The artwork features a realistic watercolor illustration of a border collie perched atop a white toilet tank. In its mouth, the dog holds a roll of toilet paper that drapes down over its chest. Above this scene, the text reads can I interest you in a butt napkin using mixed typography. The second towel displays the same breed resting comfortably in a classic clawfoot tub filled with bubbles. A brass faucet fixture is visible behind the dog in this bath scene. The accompanying text states text me if you run out of toilet paper I know you're on your phone. These two scenes combine to tell a story of canine mischief and domestic indifference.

Who will enjoy it

Owners of high-energy herding dogs notice the accurate portrayal of their pets first. This funny border collie bathroom Kitchen Towel resonates with anyone who has found stolen paper rolls around the house. It fits perfectly in a shared bathroom where humor helps manage daily stress. Givers often choose this set for birthdays or housewarming events for friends who love animals.

Quick questions

What does the phrase about a butt napkin mean?
It is a pun on the word butts meaning both rear ends and rolls of paper. The illustration shows the dog holding a roll to emphasize the double meaning. This joke plays on the common behavior of border collies stealing toilet paper from the bathroom.
Why is the second towel asking someone to text for paper?
This line mocks the habit of being distracted by phones during emergencies. It suggests the dog knows you are scrolling instead of helping. The image pairs this text with a dog relaxing in a bathtub to show their indifference to human problems.
How does this set differ from other dog bathroom towels?
Most designs focus solely on cute puppies or generic funny quotes. This set uses specific watercolor art of a border collie with two distinct scenarios. The combination of a toilet scene and a clawfoot bath creates a unique narrative about pet ownership.

Details

Size
Set of 2 towels, each 16" x 24"
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
2 towels, different designs
SKU
DQT-DOG-LOVER-KITCHEN-TOWELS-1007

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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