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Corgi dog bathroom humor Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel Set of 4 in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Funny Sayings Kitchen Towels

Corgi dog bathroom humor Kitchen Towel Set of 4

Corgi dog bathroom humor Kitchen Towel features a set of four white towels with playful corgi illustrations and witty text about bathroom visits.

$39.95Set of 4 · different designs

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Set of 4 · 4 different designs · each 16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · machine washable

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Description

Corgi dog bathroom humor Kitchen Towel features a set of four white towels with playful corgi illustrations and witty text about bathroom visits. The designs include phrases like hello SWEET CHEEKS and PRIVACY? Never heard of it, capturing the mischievous spirit of the breed. This set brings laughter to your washroom routine and is perfect for anyone who finds their corgi’s antics hilarious.

Note: the towel rack shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

Artwork and lettering

The top left towel displays a detailed sketch of a corgi sitting upright with a roll of toilet paper clamped gently in its mouth, positioned beneath the script text hello SWEET CHEEKS. To the right, a second towel shows a corgi head peeking out from behind a vertical line representing a door, accompanied by the stacked message WELCOME to the BATHROOM a Corgi will BE WITH YOU SHORTLY. The bottom row includes a towel where a corgi covers its snout with a paw beside the vertical question Are you pooping?, and a final towel featuring a corgi resting its chin on a surface above the large word PRIVACY? and the smaller tagline Never heard of it. Each illustration uses a realistic pencil drawing style that contrasts sharply against the plain white fabric, emphasizing the expressive faces of the dogs and the varying fonts used for the punchlines. Together, these elements create a cohesive narrative about the intrusive yet endearing nature of having a corgi as a constant companion in the most private spaces of the home.

Made for this crowd

Corgi dog bathroom humor Kitchen Towel immediately resonates with owners who have experienced their dog waiting faithfully at the bathroom door. You will notice the specific references to bathroom etiquette that only someone who lives with this breed would fully appreciate. It turns the everyday frustration of no privacy into a shared moment of amusement. This makes it an ideal gift for corgi moms or anyone decorating a washroom with a sense of fun.

Quick questions

What does the phrase hello SWEET CHEEKS mean in this context?
It is a cheeky greeting that plays on the idea of a corgi guarding the bathroom door. The phrase combines a polite welcome with a pun on sweet cheeks, referring both to the dog's face and the human behind the closed door. It sets a lighthearted tone for anyone who knows their pet has strong opinions about privacy.
Who will understand the joke about Are you pooping?
Only corgi owners truly grasp the humor of a dog asking if you are pooping. It reflects the breed's tendency to follow humans everywhere and offer unsolicited commentary on daily activities. This towel appeals to those who appreciate the specific, slightly awkward bond between a corgi and its owner during private moments.
How does the PRIVACY design differ from other bathroom towels?
Unlike standard towels with generic quotes, this one uses a corgi peeking over a ledge to question the concept of privacy entirely. The text Never heard of it suggests the dog is always present, turning the need for solitude into a funny shared experience. It transforms a mundane bathroom accessory into a conversation piece about canine companionship.

Details

Size
Set of 4 towels, each 16" x 24"
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
4 towels, different designs
SKU
DQT-CORGI-KITCHEN-TOWELS-0093

Shipping & Returns

$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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