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Raccoon Christmas Kitchen Towel – Three raccoons in Santa hats with Merry Trashmas text – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Raccoon Christmas Kitchen Towel featuring three Santa-hatted raccoons

Raccoon Christmas Kitchen Towel shows three masked bandits in Santa hats with the phrase Merry Trashmas.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

Raccoon Christmas Kitchen Towel shows three masked bandits in Santa hats with the phrase Merry Trashmas. The pun celebrates these festive scavengers who steal your holiday lights. It is made for anyone who finds raccoons adorable despite their reputation. Using it adds a touch of whimsical humor to your holiday decor while acknowledging the persistent nature of these neighborhood residents.

Note: the towel rack shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

What is printed on it

Three detailed raccoons sit shoulder to shoulder wearing red Santa hats with white pom-poms. A strand of multicolored Christmas lights wraps loosely around their bodies, connecting them visually. Beneath the illustration, the word MERRY appears in large, black serif font, followed by Trashmas written in a flowing red cursive script. This artwork belongs to the genre of funny animal holiday prints that celebrate the messy charm of urban wildlife rather than traditional winter scenes.

Made for these people

Raccoon lovers notice the specific attention to the animals' facial markings and expressive eyes first. You will likely use this towel when hanging out decorations that reflect your appreciation for these resilient creatures. It fits perfectly on a hook in a bathroom or kitchen where you want to share a laugh about the local wildlife. Gifting this to a friend who tells stories about backyard intruders makes a thoughtful and amusing present for the winter holidays.

Quick questions

What does the phrase Merry Trashmas mean on this towel?
The phrase combines the traditional Christmas greeting with Trashmas, a playful nickname for the holiday derived from the raccoon's reputation as a trash panda. It acknowledges the animal's habit of rummaging through garbage bins during the festive season while maintaining a cheerful holiday spirit.
Who would enjoy receiving this specific raccoon design?
People who find raccoons fascinating or amusing rather than pests will appreciate this print. It suits those who live in areas with urban wildlife populations and enjoy humorous animal art that contrasts the cute appearance of the animals with their mischievous behavior around human settlements.
How does this design differ from typical Christmas kitchen towels?
Instead of depicting reindeer, snowmen, or Santa Claus, this towel focuses entirely on raccoons dressed in holiday attire. The unique aspect is the specific use of the Trashmas pun combined with realistic animal illustrations rather than cartoonish characters, offering a niche alternative for fans of this particular mammal.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-RACCOON-KITCHEN-TOWELS-0066

Shipping & Returns

$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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