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Lettuce Romaine Calm Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Lettuce Romaine Calm Kitchen Towel for Veggie Lovers

Lettuce Romaine Calm Kitchen Towel shows a smiling romaine head and the phrase 'LETTUCE ROMAINE CALM!' to remind you to stay relaxed.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

Lettuce Romaine Calm Kitchen Towel shows a smiling romaine head and the phrase 'LETTUCE ROMAINE CALM!' to remind you to stay relaxed. The pun on a popular saying adds humor to meal prep, and salad enthusiasts will appreciate the vegetable-specific wit. Hanging this near your sink ensures a daily dose of laughter while you wash dishes or wipe down counters.

What the design tells

A stylized romaine lettuce stands upright with a serene expression and rosy cheeks at the bottom right corner. The leaves are rendered in varying shades of vibrant green to mimic natural foliage layers. Next to the character, the slogan appears in stacked, dark green capital letters that match the vegetable's color palette. This artwork belongs to the genre of botanical humor and celebrates the specific qualities of a garden-fresh crop rather than generic produce.

People who will use it

Gardeners and salad makers notice the specific choice of romaine over other greens first. The Lettuce Romaine Calm Kitchen Towel becomes a conversation starter when guests see the clever wordplay during brunch prep. It turns routine tasks like chopping vegetables into a moment of amusement. This makes it an ideal present for anyone who finds joy in growing their own herbs and veggies.

Quick questions

What is the joke behind the printed words?
The phrase plays on the well-known idiom about staying calm by swapping in vegetable names. It uses 'Lettuce' and 'Romaine' to create a pun that appeals to those who enjoy wordplay and gardening humor.
Who gets the reference to this specific vegetable?
This design targets people who grow or cook with leafy greens specifically. It is perfect for gardeners who harvest romaine or home cooks who make salads regularly, distinguishing it from generic plant-themed kitchen decor.
How does this towel differ from other funny food prints?
Unlike general fruit or snack towels, this one focuses on a specific salad ingredient. The combination of the anthropomorphic character with closed eyes and the green typography creates a unique visual identity for veggie lovers.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-7706

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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