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Hold Your Horses And Theyre Off Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel Set of 3 in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Funny Sayings Kitchen Towels

Hold Your Horses And Theyre Off Kitchen Towel Derby Set

Hold Your Horses And Theyre Off Kitchen Towel shows a jockey leaning forward on a galloping horse with the text 'and...

$32.95Set of 3 · different designs

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Set of 3 · 3 different designs · each 16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · machine washable

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Description

Hold Your Horses And Theyre Off Kitchen Towel shows a jockey leaning forward on a galloping horse with the text 'and... They're Off!' beneath it. One towel features a detailed recipe for a Mint Julep with specific measurements for bourbon and syrup, while another displays 'Hold your horses' above tiny racing silhouettes. The phrase plays on the double meaning of waiting versus the actual start of a race, bringing a touch of trackside humor to your daily chores. Using these cloths adds a spirited theme to your cooking space, and horse racing enthusiasts will appreciate the nod to their favorite pastime.

Behind the design

A high-contrast silhouette of a jockey atop a galloping horse dominates the center towel, capturing the motion of the final stretch. To the left, a silver cup illustration sits below the script title 'Mint Julep' and a list of ingredients like Kentucky bourbon and crushed ice. The rightmost towel presents the phrase 'Hold your horses' in mixed typography, framed by decorative lines and a procession of four small running horses. These elements combine to create a cohesive tribute to the traditions of the Kentucky Derby and its signature beverage.

Who gets the joke

Fans of the Kentucky Derby notice the specific cocktail details and racing terminology immediately. You might use this Hold Your Horses And Theyre Off Kitchen Towel set while preparing a game-day menu or decorating for a spring gathering. It serves as a fun conversation piece during brunches where guests can read the drink recipe. Gifting this set to a friend who attends the races every year shows you understand their specific passion for the sport.

Quick questions

What does the phrase 'Hold your horses' mean in this context?
It is a playful pun referring to both the common idiom for patience and the literal command given at the start of a horse race. The design pairs this text with racing silhouettes to emphasize the dual meaning related to the Kentucky Derby tradition.
Who would enjoy this specific kitchen towel set?
This set suits horse racing fans, Kentucky Derby attendees, and cocktail lovers who appreciate the Mint Julep recipe. It is ideal for someone who enjoys equestrian sports or wants to add a thematic touch to a kitchen decorated for spring celebrations.
How does this set differ from standard racing memorabilia?
Unlike typical flags or posters, this set integrates a functional cocktail recipe directly into the decor. The inclusion of specific ingredient measurements for a Mint Julep makes it unique compared to generic animal prints or simple text-based racing towels.

Details

Size
Set of 3 towels, each 16" x 24"
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
3 towels, different designs
SKU
DQT-TEA-KITCHEN-TOWELS-0300

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Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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