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Funny Sheltie Lover Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Funny Sheltie Lover Kitchen Towel Personal Stalker Design

Funny Sheltie Lover Kitchen Towel shows a Sheltie in a mugshot pose with the text Personal Stalker and I will follow you wherever you go bathroom included.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

Funny Sheltie Lover Kitchen Towel shows a Sheltie in a mugshot pose with the text Personal Stalker and I will follow you wherever you go bathroom included. The design mocks the dog's tendency to shadow owners everywhere, turning clingy behavior into a humorous crime scene. You will appreciate this towel if your own Sheltie never leaves your side, even during private moments.

The design in detail

A realistic tricolor Sheltie sits centered against horizontal black lines mimicking a police booking height chart. The dog wears a small wooden placard around its neck that reads Beware of Wigglebutts in handwritten-style lettering. Above the illustration, the words Personal Stalker appear in a distressed, stamped font that suggests an official warning. Below the paws, the phrase I will follow you wherever you go bathroom included completes the joke with two paw prints flanking the final line. This artwork captures the specific obsession many Shelties have with following their humans into every room, including the restroom. The combination of the formal mugshot layout with the silly text creates a clear picture of a beloved but overbearing pet.

When it gets used

Sheltie owners notice the accurate depiction of their dog's shadowing behavior immediately. A Funny Sheltie Lover Kitchen Towel becomes a relatable prop when friends visit and comment on how the dog follows them to the sink. Hanging this towel near the sink or stove reinforces the joke about bathroom inclusion during daily cooking tasks. It also works as a specific gift for someone celebrating a birthday or holiday who understands exactly what a wigglebutt is. The design turns a common domestic annoyance into a shared laugh between fellow dog parents.

Quick questions

What does the phrase Beware of Wigglebutts mean on the towel?
It refers to the Sheltie's tail wiggling when they are excited or following you. The text acts as a playful warning label on the wooden sign held by the dog in the mugshot. It highlights the specific physical trait that makes these dogs so endearing and recognizable to owners.
Why is this design considered funny for Sheltie owners specifically?
Shelties are known for being extremely attached and following their owners into bathrooms. The towel frames this loyal behavior as stalking, which resonates with anyone who has experienced a dog waiting outside a closed door. The humor comes from admitting that the pet has zero respect for privacy.
How does this towel differ from other dog kitchen cloths?
Most dog towels feature generic illustrations or simple names. This design uses a specific mugshot scenario with special text about following behavior. It targets the unique personality of the Sheltie breed rather than using a universal dog image, making it distinct for fans of this particular sheepdog type.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-DOG-LOVER-KITCHEN-TOWELS-0475

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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