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Cat Mugshot Kitchen Towel – Tabby cat mugshot holding personal stalker sign with height chart – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Cat Lover Kitchen Towels

Cat Mugshot Kitchen Towel: Personal Stalker Tabby Cat Design

Cat Mugshot Kitchen Towel features a tabby cat holding a sign that reads "Personal Stalker" to capture the feline obsession.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

Cat Mugshot Kitchen Towel features a tabby cat holding a sign that reads "Personal Stalker" to capture the feline obsession. The design mimics a police booking photo with height lines and a humorous threat about bathroom surveillance. It is made for anyone whose pet follows them into every room.

What is printed on it

A realistic tabby cat head and paws appear centered against a standard police lineup height chart marked in inches. The cat grips a black placard across its chest that identifies it as a "Personal Stalker." Below the title, the sign promises to follow you wherever you go, with a parenthetical note adding that the bathroom is included. The image uses a high-contrast black and white aesthetic typical of official booking photographs. This visual setup transforms a domestic pet into a comedic criminal suspect, playing on the common joke that cats never leave your side. The combination of the serious mugshot format with the silly text creates a distinct piece of wall art or kitchen decor.

Made for these people

The Cat Mugshot Kitchen Towel immediately catches the eye of anyone who has ever felt watched by their pet. You will recognize the specific tension of having a cat waiting outside the bathroom door long before you finish. It works perfectly as a gift for friends who treat their animals like roommates or minor criminals. Hanging this towel acknowledges the unique bond between humans and their persistent feline overlords.

Quick questions

What does the phrase "bathroom included" mean on the sign?
It refers to the well-known behavior where cats refuse to let their owners use the toilet alone. The towel highlights this specific annoyance by listing the bathroom as a destination the cat will inevitably follow you to, turning a daily frustration into a funny design element.
Who would appreciate this specific cat mugshot design?
This design suits owners who view their pets as mischievous troublemakers rather than just cute animals. It appeals to people who enjoy dark humor regarding pet ownership and want to showcase the slightly obsessive nature of their tabby friend in a lighthearted way.
How does this towel differ from other cat kitchen accessories?
Unlike generic prints showing sleeping kittens or simple quotes, this design uses a specific police booking photo format. The inclusion of the height chart and the formal "Personal Stalker" label creates a narrative scene that is visually distinct from standard pet goods.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-CAT-LOVER-KITCHEN-TOWELS-0706

Shipping & Returns

$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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