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funny pooping highland cow Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel Set of 2 in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Funny Sayings Kitchen Towels

funny pooping highland cow Kitchen Towel with toilet paper hat

funny pooping highland cow Kitchen Towel shows a shaggy brown bull wearing a toilet paper roll as a hat.

$22.95Set of 2 · different designs

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Set of 2 · 2 different designs · each 16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · machine washable

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Description

funny pooping highland cow Kitchen Towel shows a shaggy brown bull wearing a toilet paper roll as a hat. The printed text asks if you are interested in a butt napkin, turning a bathroom necessity into a pun. This design brings humor to daily chores, and it was made for anyone who appreciates silly animal antics.

What the design shows

A detailed illustration depicts a reddish-brown Highland cow sitting on its haunches with a gray cardboard tube of toilet paper resting securely between its curved horns. Bold black lettering positioned directly above the animal reads Can I interest you in a butt napkin, creating a direct visual joke about the object serving as a hat. A second variation features the same shaggy breed lounging comfortably inside a white vintage bathtub with its front hooves draped over the rim. Above this bathing scene, the phrase Are you pooping appears in a simple sans-serif font. The artwork combines realistic fur textures with cartoonish situations to highlight the awkwardness of bathroom habits through the lens of livestock. This specific combination of text and image celebrates the niche intersection of farm animals and domestic hygiene humor.

Who it was made for

People who own multiple pets or work in veterinary fields often appreciate this specific blend of rustic charm and crude humor. The funny pooping highland cow Kitchen Towel serves as a relatable gag gift for friends who have a collection of novelty kitchenware or a fondness for Scottish breeds. It fits naturally on a hook near a sink or mounted on a cabinet door where the witty captions can be read clearly during morning routines. The set offers a playful alternative to standard floral or geometric patterns for those who want their home decor to reflect a more irreverent personality.

Quick questions

What does the phrase butt napkin refer to on the towel?
The phrase butt napkin refers to the roll of toilet paper placed on the cow's head, serving as a double entendre for both facial tissue and toilet paper. This pun highlights the dual purpose of the item shown in the illustration while maintaining a clean, family-friendly tone suitable for general kitchen display.
Is this design suitable for someone who loves Scottish culture?
Yes, this design features the distinctive long hair and curved horns characteristic of the Highland cattle breed native to Scotland. While the humor focuses on bathroom antics rather than heritage, the accurate depiction of the animal makes it an appealing choice for enthusiasts of this specific breed who also enjoy whimsical and slightly absurd artistic interpretations.
When is the best time to give this as a housewarming gift?
This set works well as a housewarming gift when you know the recipient enjoys quirky or unconventional home decor over traditional elegance. Presenting these towels during a visit allows the new homeowner to immediately hang them in a high-traffic area like a kitchen or laundry room where the jokes will be seen frequently by guests and family members alike.

Details

Size
Set of 2 towels, each 16" x 24"
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
2 towels, different designs
SKU
DQT-HIGHLAND-COW-KITCHEN-TOWELS-0079

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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