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funny corn sunbathing Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Funny Sayings Kitchen Towels

funny corn sunbathing Kitchen Towel: I Told You To Wear Sunscreen

funny corn sunbathing Kitchen Towel shows two animated ears of corn relaxing on wooden deck chairs, and the printed line "I TOLD YOU TO WEAR SUNSCREEN" explains why the second cob is covered in popped kernels.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

funny corn sunbathing Kitchen Towel shows two animated ears of corn relaxing on wooden deck chairs, and the printed line "I TOLD YOU TO WEAR SUNSCREEN" explains why the second cob is covered in popped kernels. Hanging this on your wall highlights your sense of humor about agriculture, and it was made for anyone who loves clever food puns and rustic charm.

Artwork and lettering

Two yellow corn cobs rest on slatted wooden beach chairs set against a sandy background scattered with small shells. The cob on the left wears black sunglasses and appears relaxed, while the one on the right has a shocked expression and is covered in white popcorn kernels that are also floating through the air. A classic red-and-white striped popcorn bucket sits on the sand nearby. The text is printed in simple black sans-serif font above the illustration, creating a clean contrast against the white fabric. This scene belongs to the genre of anthropomorphic food art that blends summer vibes with harvest themes.

Made for this crowd

Farmers and foodies notice the specific detail of the kernels popping off the heated cob immediately. A funny corn sunbathing Kitchen Towel becomes a favorite in a kitchen where cooking is treated as a creative hobby. It marks the spot where you dry your hands after making a fresh batch of popcorn or grilling summer vegetables. It is an ideal housewarming gift for someone who appreciates witty decor over generic patterns.

Quick questions

What does the text on the towel mean?
The phrase references the scientific fact that corn kernels pop when subjected to high heat. The artwork visualizes this by showing the corn getting a sunburn at the beach and literally popping into popcorn. It turns a common cooking process into a visual joke about forgetting protection while relaxing outdoors.
Who will understand this specific joke?
People familiar with agriculture or cooking will get the reference instantly. Farmers recognize the crop, while home chefs understand the popcorn connection. Anyone who enjoys anthropomorphic animals or plants in illustrations will appreciate the expressive faces and the personification of the vegetable characters enjoying a vacation.
When is the best time to give this as a gift?
This design works well for housewarmings because it adds personality to a new kitchen without being too loud. It is also suitable for birthdays or holidays for friends who love cooking or have a farmhouse aesthetic. The humor is universal enough for general gifting but specific enough to show you paid attention to their taste in decor.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-11359

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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