Free shipping on orders $35+Ships in 5–10 business days30-day returns
Help
1 / 2
Two Occasions Bourbon Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
1 / 2
Bourbon & Whiskey Kitchen Towels

Two Occasions Bourbon Kitchen Towel featuring a rocks glass

Two Occasions Bourbon Kitchen Towel shows a glass of whiskey and the phrase "I only drink bourbon on two occasions when it's my birthday and when it's not." This witty declaration celebrates a daily ritual with humor, and hanging it in your kitchen signals that you appreciate a good pour at any time.

$12.95Great gift under $15

Sales tax calculated at checkout · Shipping from $4.95

16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

1
Arrives in 5–10 business days$4.95 shipping · Free over $35 · Order by 5 pm ET to start today
30-day returnsMisprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Learn more
Secure checkoutCredit & debit cards, PayPal

Description

Two Occasions Bourbon Kitchen Towel shows a glass of whiskey and the phrase "I only drink bourbon on two occasions when it's my birthday and when it's not." This witty declaration celebrates a daily ritual with humor, and hanging it in your kitchen signals that you appreciate a good pour at any time. Using it adds a personal touch to your culinary space while acknowledging that spirits are always appropriate.

What is printed on it

A detailed illustration of a faceted rocks glass filled with large ice cubes and golden bourbon takes center stage on the white fabric. Below the glass, the text uses a mix of block letters and elegant cursive script to deliver the punchline about celebrating every day. The word "BOURBON" stands out in a warm copper tone that matches the color of the liquid in the glass. This design belongs to the category of food and drink humor, specifically targeting those who view their favorite spirit as a daily necessity rather than a special event. The combination of realistic artwork and playful lettering creates a cohesive visual joke that is easy to read and instantly recognizable.

Made for these people

This Two Occasions Bourbon Kitchen Towel is perfect for anyone who considers themselves a dedicated enthusiast of American whiskey. You will likely find yourself using it after a long workday to wipe down counters while enjoying a well-deserved drink. It also serves as a delightful gift for a friend or family member whose birthday happens to be today, tomorrow, or simply whenever they feel like opening a bottle. The design speaks directly to those who refuse to wait for a calendar date to justify a highball.

Quick questions

How does the specific text on this towel differ from standard whiskey decor?
Unlike generic labels that simply say "Whiskey" or "Bar," this design features a complete sentence that delivers a specific joke. The text explicitly mentions "two occasions" and clarifies that one of them is when it is not actually a birthday. This narrative approach transforms a simple kitchen cloth into a conversational piece that highlights a specific personality trait regarding daily drinking habits.
Who is the ideal recipient for this humorous bar accessory?
The best person for this towel is someone who has a self-deprecating sense of humor about their drinking habits. If your friend or partner admits that they enjoy bourbon every single day regardless of the date, this design captures that sentiment perfectly. It is tailored for individuals who do not need a special celebration to enjoy a quality spirit and would appreciate the wit of the printed message.
What makes this design a better gift than generic alcohol-themed towels?
This design stands out because it combines a realistic artistic rendering of a glass with ice alongside clever typography. Most alternatives rely solely on logos or simple icons, but this option offers a full visual story. The contrast between the formal serif font and the casual script adds depth to the presentation, making it feel more like a curated art piece than a standard novelty item.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-BOURBON-AND-WHISKEY-KITCHEN-0050

Shipping & Returns

$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

Shipping Policy   Returns & Refunds

Hang a few together

You may also like

More Bourbon & Whiskey Kitchen Towels →
  • Ships in 5–10 business days
  • Free shipping over $35
  • 30-day returns
  • Secure checkout — cards & PayPal