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Thankfully Not Susan Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Thankfully Not Susan Kitchen Towel - Wine Bottle & Glass Design

Thankfully Not Susan Kitchen Towel shows a wine bottle and glass with the printed line about stopping drinking wine.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

Thankfully Not Susan Kitchen Towel shows a wine bottle and glass with the printed line about stopping drinking wine. The text jokes that you are not Susan, so you ignore the advice to quit alcohol on weekends. It is made for anyone who enjoys a glass of red without following their own rules. Using this towel adds a touch of personality to your cooking space while acknowledging your love for the grape.

What the print says

The artwork features a tall bottle of red wine with a deep purple hue and a matching glass half-filled with pink liquid. Above these items, the text reads every weekend I say to myself, Susan, you have to stop drinking wine. Beneath the glass, the punchline states thankfully I'm not Susan. The lettering mimics casual handwriting in black ink against the plain background. This combination creates a relatable scene for anyone who keeps a bottle handy despite planning otherwise.

Who sees themselves in it

People who laugh at their own lack of discipline will appreciate this specific message. A Thankfullly Not Susan Kitchen Towel fits perfectly in a home where Friday night drinks are a non-negotiable tradition. It highlights the gap between intention and action during social gatherings. You might give this to a friend who always brings the best bottles to dinner parties.

Quick questions

What does the phrase about Susan actually mean?
The phrase means you hear an inner voice telling you to quit drinking, but you ignore it because you are not the person named Susan who would actually follow that advice. It is a self-deprecating joke about failing to stick to resolutions regarding alcohol consumption on weekends.
Who would get the reference to this specific design?
This design suits wine lovers who admit they cannot go more than a few days without a glass of red. It resonates with people who have a sense of irony about their own habits and enjoy sharing that honesty with others through humor rather than taking themselves too seriously.
When is the best time to use or gift this towel?
It is ideal for housewarming parties or birthday gifts for someone who hosts frequent dinners with wine. You can also display it in a home bar area or hang it near the sink to remind yourself that your weekend plans include enjoying a drink regardless of what your conscience suggests.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-4837

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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