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Martini Olive Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Martini Olive Kitchen Towel: Extra Dirty Please Cocktail Design

Martini Olive Kitchen Towel shows a martini glass with three olives and the phrase extra dirty please.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

Martini Olive Kitchen Towel shows a martini glass with three olives and the phrase extra dirty please. The text adds a cheeky request for an over-the-top cocktail to your kitchen decor. This towel celebrates the classic drink with humor for anyone who orders theirs loaded. Using it brings a touch of wit to daily tasks like wiping down counters after pouring drinks or cleaning up spills from a busy evening.

The artwork explained

A delicate watercolor martini glass holds clear liquid and three green olives pierced by a simple wooden skewer. Below the stem, the handwritten words extra dirty please appear in soft pink ink, leaning slightly to match the tilt of the glass. The illustration style mimics hand-painted art rather than a rigid photograph, giving the design a relaxed, artistic feel. This imagery belongs firmly to the world of classic cocktail culture and bar trivia. Together, the visual and the caption create a complete picture of someone who knows exactly how they like their spirits served.

Who it suits best

Cocktail enthusiasts and home bartenders notice the specific reference to olive brine immediately. A Martini Olive Kitchen Towel becomes a conversation starter when guests see the bold request for extra flavor. It works well during dinner parties or while preparing ingredients for a weekend brunch. Gifting this to a friend who always asks for more garnish is a surefire way to show you understand their taste in drinks.

Quick questions

What does the phrase extra dirty please mean on the towel?
It refers to a specific order for a martini that includes extra olive brine, making the drink saltier and more flavorful than standard. This phrase appeals to people who know the difference between a clean and a dirty martini. It turns a simple kitchen accessory into a inside joke for mixology fans who appreciate the technical side of ordering cocktails.
Who would enjoy this specific cocktail-themed design?
People who frequent upscale bars or host cocktail nights at home will recognize the three-olive garnish instantly. It suits those who view drinking as a hobby rather than just a necessity. If your friend insists on a specific ratio of vermouth to gin, this towel reflects their dedication to the craft. It is designed for the enthusiast who reads menus carefully.
How does this towel differ from other bar accessories?
Unlike generic bar signs that just say happy hour, this design focuses on a specific preparation method known only to regulars. The watercolor aesthetic gives it a softer look compared to bold neon lights or rustic wood signs. It combines functional kitchen use with specialized humor that celebrates the nuances of classic drink recipes rather than broad party themes.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-3311

Shipping & Returns

$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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