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Labrador Lover Dish Towel Set of 2 – Kitchen Towel Set of 2 in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Labrador Kitchen Towels

Labrador Lover Dish Towel Set of 2 features funny quotes

Labrador Lover Dish Towel Set of 2 shows a golden retriever sitting beside the phrase It's a Labrador thing you probably won't understand.

$22.95Set of 2 · different designs

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Set of 2 · 2 different designs · each 16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · machine washable

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Description

Labrador Lover Dish Towel Set of 2 shows a golden retriever sitting beside the phrase It's a Labrador thing you probably won't understand. The second towel redefines shedd

ng as glitter with the text It's not dog hair it's Labrador glitter. These witty statements turn the daily cleanup of loose fur into a shared joke that only fellow owners truly appreciate. You will find this set made specifically for those who treat their shedding dogs like family members and enjoy laughing about the constant coat maintenance.

The design piece by piece

A watercolor-style illustration depicts a golden labrador sitting in profile, looking toward the right side of the fabric. The artwork uses soft browns and tans to mimic the natural coloring of the breed's coat. Next to the standing dog, bold brown typography states It's a Labrador thing followed by a smaller line reading you probably won't understand. A small paw print icon sits between the words thing and you. The companion towel features a similar seated dog illustration paired with the large declaration It's not dog hair above the correction It's Labrador glitter. This visual pairing combines realistic animal art with playful typography to celebrate the specific quirks of owning this popular breed.

Everyday moments

People who choose this set immediately notice the clever wordplay that turns a common household annoyance into a point of pride. The Labrador Lover Dish Towel Set of 2 serves as a conversation starter when guests comment on the amount of fur found on furniture or clothing. Hanging these near the sink or stove integrates the humor directly into the workspace where cleaning happens most often. It makes an ideal housewarming gift for a new dog owner or a birthday present for anyone who considers their lab a cherished member of the family.

Quick questions

What does the phrase It's not dog hair it's Labrador glitter mean?
It is a humorous way to describe the excessive shedding typical of the breed. Instead of admitting to a mess, the print suggests the loose fur is actually a decorative element. This reframes the constant cleaning required in a labrador home as something positive and special rather than a chore.
Who understands the reference to a Labrador thing?
Only people who have lived with this specific breed will fully grasp the joke. Non-dog owners might see generic pet humor, but owners recognize the unique loyalty and messy nature of labs. It creates an immediate connection between the towel and the personal experience of raising one of these dogs.
How do these two towels work together as a set?
The pair creates a complete narrative about labrador ownership through contrasting statements. One towel addresses the social exclusion of non-owners while the other addresses the physical reality of shedding. Together they cover both the emotional and practical sides of loving a high-maintenance dog.

Details

Size
Set of 2 towels, each 16" x 24"
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
2 towels, different designs
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-5110

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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