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Halloween witches brew coffee Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel Set of 2 in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Halloween Kitchen Towels

Halloween witches brew coffee Kitchen Towel

Halloween witches brew coffee Kitchen Towel shows a purple striped cup labeled Witches Brew, and the text Just Add Sugar and Scream mocks the need for extra ingredients in your morning ritual.

$22.95Set of 2 · different designs

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Set of 2 · 2 different designs · each 16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · machine washable

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Description

Halloween witches brew coffee Kitchen Towel shows a purple striped cup labeled Witches Brew, and the text Just Add Sugar and Scream mocks the need for extra ingredients in your morning ritual. You can wipe counters while smiling at the pun, and this set of two was made for anyone who treats caffeine like a spell.

What is printed on it

A tall takeaway cup dominates the center of the white fabric, wrapped in horizontal purple stripes with a dark gray lid. Inside a circular emblem on the cup's sleeve sits a small green witch hat surrounded by stars and the words Witches Brew. Beneath the illustration, the instruction Just Add Sugar and Scream is printed in a casual, handwritten-style font. A bright lime green band runs across the bottom edge, accented by a row of small black dots. This artwork belongs to the category of holiday kitchen textiles that blend seasonal fun with everyday utility.

Made for these people

Coffee enthusiasts and Halloween fans notice the clever parody of standard drink orders immediately. This Halloween witches brew coffee Kitchen Towel fits perfectly on a hook near an espresso machine or sink. It adds a touch of whimsy to the busy morning rush when you are grabbing your first cup. Gifting this set to a friend who loves quirky home decor ensures they have matching towels for their own spooky setup.

Quick questions

What does the phrase Just Add Sugar and Scream mean on this towel?
This phrase plays on common drink instructions by replacing sugar and cream with a spooky twist. It suggests that your witchy morning blend needs a dash of sweetness and a lot of fright to be complete. The humor comes from treating a simple beverage order as a magical recipe for energy.
Who specifically gets the joke about the Witches Brew cup design?
People who enjoy Halloween humor and coffee culture both appreciate this print. The logo features a witch hat inside a circular seal, mimicking a real coffee shop brand. Anyone who has ever joked about needing magic to get through a weekday will recognize this clever parody of their daily routine.
How does this set differ from other Halloween kitchen towels?
Unlike generic ghosts or pumpkins, this design focuses on a specific object: a takeaway coffee cup. The purple stripes and lime green hem create a distinct color palette that stands out on a white background. It combines a functional kitchen item with a niche appreciation for witty, beverage-themed holiday decor.

Details

Size
Set of 2 towels, each 16" x 24"
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
2 towels, different designs
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-13210

Shipping & Returns

$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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