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Funny Duck Toilet Paper Kitchen Towel Set of 2 – Kitchen Towel Set of 2 in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Funny Duck Toilet Paper Kitchen Towel Set of 2: Mallard Bathroom Humor

Funny Duck Toilet Paper Kitchen Towel Set of 2 features a cool mallard hugging toilet paper rolls and a cheeky question about napkins.

$22.95Set of 2 · different designs

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Set of 2 · 2 different designs · each 16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · machine washable

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Description

Funny Duck Toilet Paper Kitchen Towel Set of 2 features a cool mallard hugging toilet paper rolls and a cheeky question about napkins. One towel shows a stylish duck wearing sunglasses and a gold chain while perched on a toilet tank, clutching three white rolls tightly against its chest. The companion towel depicts the same bird floating in water with a clothespin in its bill, accompanied by the printed line asking if you need a butt napkin. This visual joke plays on double meanings to create a lighthearted atmosphere in any washroom. Using these towels adds a touch of personality to your daily routine, and people who appreciate irreverent animal art will feel this was made specifically for them.

The print at a glance

A realistic mallard duck dominates the first towel, sporting dark sunglasses and a thick gold chain necklace that suggests a tough attitude. It sits directly on the rim of a white ceramic toilet bowl, wrapping its wings around three large rolls of quilted toilet paper as if protecting a treasure. The second towel presents a softer scene where the duck floats calmly in rippled blue-green water, holding a single roll under one wing. A small wooden clothespin is clipped to its yellow bill, adding a whimsical detail to the portrait. Above the swimming bird, the handwritten-style text reads Can I interest you in a butt napkin? in clear black capital letters. The artwork combines watercolor textures with precise linework to give the feathers depth and dimension. This collection belongs to the genre of humorous bathroom decor that relies on visual gags and puns rather than generic patterns. The white background of the fabric allows the green head and brown body of the duck to stand out sharply without distraction.

Who it is for

Guests entering a powder room will immediately notice the bold illustration and the witty text on the hanging towel. This Funny Duck Toilet Paper Kitchen Towel Set of 2 serves as an icebreaker for conversations about travel or shared laughs during a visit. You might find yourself using it after washing hands or drying them quickly before leaving the room. It makes a memorable housewarming gift for someone who has recently moved into a new apartment or renovated their bathroom space.

Quick questions

What does the phrase about a butt napkin mean in this context?
The phrase is a playful pun that refers to toilet paper as a napkin for the bottom. It uses mild innuendo to create humor suitable for a bathroom setting. The wording invites a smile from guests who understand the double entendre without being explicit. This type of wordplay is common in novelty home decor designed to entertain visitors.
Who would enjoy this specific duck design over others?
People who like anthropomorphic animals dressed in human accessories will love this style. The sunglasses and gold chain give the mallard a distinct character that differs from standard wildlife prints. It suits those who appreciate quirky, slightly edgy humor rather than cute or traditional nature scenes. If you enjoy designs that mix realism with fashion elements, this set matches your taste perfectly.
How can I use this set to decorate my guest bathroom?
Hang one towel on the ring near the sink and the other on a hook inside the cabinet or on the back of the door. Pairing them creates a cohesive theme that signals attention to detail in your decor. They work well alongside other bathroom accessories that feature similar tones or playful motifs. This arrangement ensures both towels are visible and contribute to the overall welcoming vibe of the space.

Details

Size
Set of 2 towels, each 16" x 24"
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
2 towels, different designs
SKU
DQT-DUCK-KITCHEN-TOWELS-0038

Shipping & Returns

$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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