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Funny Dog Hair Dachshund Kitchen Towel Set of 2

Funny Dog Hair Dachshund Kitchen Towel Set of 2 shows a black and tan dachshund with the phrase IT'S NOT DOG HAIR IT'S DACHSHUND GLITTER.

$22.95Set of 2 · different designs

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Set of 2 · 2 different designs · each 16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · machine washable

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Description

Funny Dog Hair Dachshund Kitchen Towel Set of 2 shows a black and tan dachshund with the phrase IT'S NOT DOG HAIR IT'S DACHSHUND GLITTER. The text turns a common cleaning complaint into a joke about how special the dog is. You will appreciate this set if you live with a long-haired sausage dog. Hanging these towels makes your cooking space feel more personal and acknowledges the reality of pet ownership with a smile.

Note: the cookie cutters and rolling pin shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

The design in detail

A realistic black and tan dachshund sits facing forward beneath the main slogan. Three small pink hearts float around the bold, black typography that dominates the upper half of the print. The lettering uses a playful sans-serif font where the O in DOG is replaced by a paw print. This artwork belongs to the niche of humorous pet apparel and specifically targets dachshund enthusiasts who enjoy witty wordplay. The combination of the sweet illustration and the sarcastic caption creates a cohesive statement piece for any home.

When it gets used

Dog owners notice the clever pun immediately when drying their hands after washing dishes. A Funny Dog Hair Dachshund Kitchen Towel Set of 2 adds charm to a mundane task like wiping up spills. It is perfect for gifting to a friend who collects sausage dog memorabilia or needs a laugh during their morning coffee routine.

Quick questions

What does the printed phrase IT'S NOT DOG HAIR IT'S DACHSHUND GLITTER mean?: The printed phrase IT'S NOT DOG HAIR IT'S DACHSHUND GLITTER reclaims the annoying reality of shedding by calling loose fur a special sparkle. This witty pun appeals to owners who prefer to view their pets as magical rather than messy, turning a daily chore into a moment of humor.
Who is this specific design meant for?: This design suits anyone who owns a dachshund or simply loves the breed's distinctive look. The illustration features a seated black and tan dog with floppy ears, making it an instant inside joke for fellow sausage dog enthusiasts who recognize the specific markings.
How should I display or use this towel in my kitchen?: You can hang this towel near the sink or use it as a decorative accent on a kitchen hook. It pairs well with other pet-themed decor and serves as a thoughtful gift for dog lovers who appreciate clever wordplay over generic animal prints.

Details

Size: Set of 2 towels, each 16" x 24"
Fabric: Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print: Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges: Hemmed edges
Care: Machine washable
In the box: 2 towels, different designs
SKU: DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-0706

Shipping & Returns

$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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