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Espresso Martini Recipe Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Espresso Martini Recipe Kitchen Towel with Cocktail Instructions

Espresso Martini Recipe Kitchen Towel shows a cocktail recipe and the phrase something to wake me up then f*ck me up.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

Espresso Martini Recipe Kitchen Towel shows a cocktail recipe and the phrase something to wake me up then f*ck me up. The print displays a martini glass filled with coffee beans alongside specific measurements for vodka, liqueur, and espresso. This design captures the bold spirit of mixing drinks rather than cooking food. It is made for home bartenders who prefer shaking cocktails over baking cakes.

Note: the towel rack shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

The artwork explained

Espresso Martini Recipe Kitchen Towel A realistic illustration of a coupe glass dominates the center of the white fabric, holding dark liquid and garnished with three coffee beans on the froth surface. Above the glass, the words Espresso Martini appear in a serif font, while a smaller italicized quote reads something to wake me up then f*ck me up nestled within the rim. Below the stem, a structured table breaks down the formula into four items: fifty milliliters of vodka, twenty-five milliliters of coffee liqueur, twenty-five milliliters of fresh espresso, and three coffee beans. The bottom section provides a method paragraph instructing you to add liquids to an ice-filled shaker, shake vigorously, and strain into a chilled glass before garnishing. The final line states the yield is one drink followed by the exclamation Cheers!. This layout mimics a vintage recipe card or a bar menu specification sheet.

Who it suits best

People who host dinner parties and want to display their mixing expertise will notice the precise measurements first. An Espresso Martini Recipe Kitchen Towel acts as a helpful visual reference when you are standing at the counter preparing nightcaps for guests. It fits perfectly in a home bar setup or next to a coffee station where adult beverages are prepared. This makes a great gift for anyone who treats their kitchen like a professional cocktail lounge.

Quick questions

What does the quote on the towel actually mean?
The phrase something to wake me up then f*ck me up refers to the dual nature of the drink itself. Coffee provides the caffeine needed to feel alert, while the vodka and liqueur provide the alcohol to relax. This witty summary highlights the paradox of an Espresso Martini being both a stimulant and a sedative in a single glass.
Is this towel suitable for someone who only drinks coffee?
While the design features coffee beans, the recipe relies heavily on spirits like vodka and coffee liqueur. It is best suited for people who enjoy mixed cocktails and understand that an Espresso Martini is primarily an alcoholic drink. Someone who strictly drinks black coffee might find the alcohol content misleading based on the visual of the beans.
How does this design differ from standard coffee towels?
Most coffee-themed towels depict mugs, beans, or brewing equipment like pour-overs. This design specifically illustrates a cocktail glass and lists alcohol volumes in milliliters. It focuses on the preparation method of shaking and straining rather than pouring, distinguishing it as a bar accessory rather than a general kitchen utility item.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-12290

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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