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Australian Shepherd house rules Kitchen Towel – Kitchen Towel in white
16″24″printeddesign area≈ 12″folded on an oven handle16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handleSoft, absorbent towel fabric · hemmed edges · machine washable
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Australian Shepherd house rules Kitchen Towel for Dog Lovers

Australian Shepherd house rules Kitchen Towel shows a numbered list of ten demands written in a mix of bold caps and cursive script, and the text reads like a set of instructions from a dog who considers itself the head of the household.

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16″ × 24″ · fits an oven handle · Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric · hemmed · machine washable

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Description

Australian Shepherd house rules Kitchen Towel shows a numbered list of ten demands written in a mix of bold caps and cursive script, and the text reads like a set of instructions from a dog who considers itself the head of the household. The printed lines cover everything from refusing to come home smelling like other dogs to insisting on being fed every time you eat, creating a funny contrast between polite home decor and chaotic pet behavior. Hanging this on your rack celebrates the specific bond you share with a pup that thinks it owns the place.

What the design shows

A ten-item list titled Australian Shepherd house rules dominates the upper half of the white fabric, using varied typography to emphasize commands like don't call me and you must feed me. Below the text, a black and white illustration depicts an Australian Shepherd peeking over the bottom border with wide eyes and paws visible. The rules include specific grievances such as barking while you are on the phone or claiming ownership of anything that lands on the floor. A decorative flourish separates the main title from the numbered list, adding a touch of formal structure to the comedic content. This combination of strict formatting and silly demands creates a cohesive visual joke about pet ownership.

Who it was made for

This Australian Shepherd house rules Kitchen Towel is designed for owners who recognize the specific behaviors listed in the text. You will likely use it after feeding your dog when they stare at your plate with intense expectation. It also makes a great gift for friends who appreciate the unique herding instincts and bossy attitude of the breed. The towel turns a daily annoyance into a shared laugh among fellow dog parents.

Quick questions

What does the rule about not shhh me mean?
The rule states don't shhh me because I am barking while you are on the phone I heard the wind blowing the leaves. This highlights the breed's tendency to vocalize unnecessarily and their habit of interpreting normal weather sounds as threats. It reflects the reality that these dogs often feel compelled to alert their owners to harmless environmental noises.
Why would an Australian Shepherd owner specifically relate to this towel?
Owners relate because the rules mention sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed and tripping over the dog to get to the bath. These are classic traits of the breed, which is known for being clingy and occupying significant personal space. The specific mention of the breed acknowledges their unique herding drive and need for constant companionship.
Is this suitable as a gift for a dog lover?
Yes, this is an ideal gift for anyone who identifies with the bossy nature of their pet. It works well for housewarmings or birthdays for people who have an Australian Shepherd. The humor comes from the accurate depiction of pet entitlement, making it a relatable and sentimental present for those who understand the chaos of living with a herding dog.

Details

Size
16" x 24" — the classic kitchen towel size
Fabric
Soft absorbent kitchen towel fabric
Print
Vivid single-sided print that won't crack or peel · Printed on demand
Edges
Hemmed edges
Care
Machine washable
In the box
1 towel
SKU
DQT-COOKING-KITCHEN-TOWELS-8421

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$4.95 flat shipping, free on orders of $35 or more. Printed in 1–3 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit — 5–10 business days in total. We ship within the United States only.

Return within 30 days of delivery. Misprinted or damaged? We replace it free. Changed your mind? Send it back at your cost and we refund within 10 days.

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